Why Joel Skousen Wants Your Vote (and Why You Might Need to Start Digging)

Oct 15, 2024

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A humorous satirical image of Constitution Party presidential candidate Joel Skousen, a survivalist and consultant, standing in front of a well-fortified underground bunker with a large 'Vote for Skousen' sign. Skousen, wearing tactical gear, a confident smile, and holding a shovel in one hand, stands beside stacks of canned food, gas masks, and a ham radio. In the background, a few supporters in camouflage wave flags. The overall setting is rugged, with mountains and a secure trapdoor entrance to the bunker visible. The sky is clear, and the mood is lighthearted and comedic.

With just weeks to go before the presidential election, America faces a critical decision. While the media endlessly covers the usual suspects—candidates bickering over taxes, healthcare, and whether or not to ban pineapple on pizza—one man quietly prepares for something much more important: the end of civilization as we know it. Enter Joel Skousen, the…

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