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Why Do Third-Party and Independent Candidates Run for President with No Chance of Winning?
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Why Do Third-Party and Independent Candidates Run for President with No Chance of Winning?

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Michael "Thunder" Phillips
Oct 31, 2024
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A playful and humorous image of a presidential debate featuring all the candidates as Lego characters. The scene shows a traditional debate stage with podiums, each Lego character dressed uniquely to represent their campaign. One character is dressed in a suit and tie, another in a patriotic outfit, and one more eccentric candidate like Lego Ninjago's Master Wu dressed as Lucifer 'Justin Case' Everylove in a colorful, psychedelic outfit. The background features a lively audience, with vibrant colors and fun political elements creating an entertaining and whimsical debate scene.

Every election season, without fail, a handful of names show up on the ballot that leave voters scratching their heads, wondering, Who the hell is that? Enter the third-party and independent candidates—the ones with no clear shot at winning, often with no credentials, experience, or sometimes even phone ownership (looking at you, Lucifer "Justin Case" E…

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