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Unheard-of Publication ‘Political Party Animals’ Officially Endorses Lucifer "Justin Case" Everylove for President of the United States
Political Party Animals

Unheard-of Publication ‘Political Party Animals’ Officially Endorses Lucifer "Justin Case" Everylove for President of the United States

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Michael "Thunder" Phillips
Oct 19, 2024
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Unheard-of Publication ‘Political Party Animals’ Officially Endorses Lucifer "Justin Case" Everylove for President of the United States
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A humorous illustration of Lucifer 'Justin Case' Everylove, a quirky independent presidential candidate from New Hampshire, standing proudly in front of an American flag. He's holding a campaign sign that says 'Let's Just Wing It!' and wearing a casual outfit with a hint of eccentricity. The background features a laptop displaying the logo of the unheard-of publication 'Political Party Animals,' with a few thumbs-up icons floating around to signify social media approval. The atmosphere is lighthearted, capturing the satire of a candidate who followed the publication first and earned their endorsement.

Concord, NH — In a stunning and, frankly, historic move, the little-known and practically unheard-of publication Political Party Animals has officially endorsed independent presidential candidate Lucifer "Justin Case" Everylove for President of the United States. Why, you ask? Simple: he was the first candidate to acknowledge our existence—an achievemen…

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