Top 10 Names for the Gulf of Mexico as Decided by 5-Year-Olds on a Candy-Fueled Sugar Rush

1. The Big Splashy Water Boom-Boom
   Because every wave is basically an explosion of fun, right?

2. Mermaid Party Zone
   Self-explanatory. This is where all the mermaids go for their birthday parties. Duh.

3. The Super Soaker Ocean
   It's like a water gun fight, but HUGE and FOREVER.

4. Sharky McSharkFace's Pool
   Every 5-year-old knows sharks need a pool too.

5. The Donut Milkshake …