The New York Giants: Masters of the Art of Tanking Without Tanking

Nov 18, 2024

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A humorous and satirical banner image for an article about the New York Giants, focusing on their unconventional draft strategies. The scene features a football field with a comically oversized sandwich (representing Tommy DeVito's 'Tommy Cutlets' persona) as a player holding a football. The sandwich is wearing a Giants jersey with the number 16. In the background, a scoreboard humorously reads 'Tanking Success Rate: 0%' with cartoonishly frustrated fans in the stands. The setting is vibrant, with a mix of humor and absurdity, reflecting the satirical tone of the article.

EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ – In a move that can only be described as quintessentially Giants, Big Blue has decided to once again flirt with mediocrity instead of fully committing to the tank for a top draft pick. For the second straight season, the Giants appear to be pulling off the most elaborate anti-tanking tank job in NFL history by announcing that Tommy …

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