Surviving Thanksgiving with America’s Bitchiest and Most Entitled Liberals: A Bro’s Guide to Winning Over the Coldest Hearts

Nov 27, 2024

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A humorous Thanksgiving dinner scene with middle-aged liberal white women and enthusiastic 'bros' sharing a meal. The bros are in tank tops and flip-flops, holding energy drinks and trying to charm the women with exaggerated gestures of kindness. The women, dressed in cardigans and sipping wine, look simultaneously skeptical and amused. The table features a mix of traditional dishes and outrageous bro items like a Mountain Dew-marinated turkey. In the background, a banner reads 'Thankful for Bro Culture,' and the mood is lighthearted, emphasizing the cultural clash and unexpected unity.

Ah, Thanksgiving—the sacred day when America’s realest bros and the bitchy, entitled middle-aged liberal women in their lives come together to share turkey, cranberry sauce, and wildly incompatible opinions. It’s a challenge, bros. These are women who think “freedom” means reusable grocery bags and who side-eye your tank top like it personally offended …

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