Randall Terry: The Constitution Party's Hero America Didn't Know It Needed (And Probably Still Doesn’t)

Oct 17, 2024

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A humorous, satirical depiction of Randall Terry, a Constitution Party presidential candidate, dressed in 18th-century clothing similar to the Founding Fathers, standing in front of a podium on a modern campaign stage. Behind him is a backdrop of horses grazing, gold coins spilling out of bags, and a large, comical scroll of the U.S. Constitution. He is holding a quill pen and gesturing dramatically. The scene is both funny and surreal, blending the old-fashioned aesthetic with the absurdity of a modern-day campaign rally.

As election day looms on the horizon like that questionable casserole in the back of your fridge, America must now turn its gaze to the bold, unstoppable, and totally plausible candidacy of Randall Terry, Tennessee’s proud representative of the Constitution Party. You’ve probably never heard of him, which is exactly why you should vote for him.

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