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NY Giants Officially Eliminated From Next Year’s Playoffs—Fans Brace for More Misery
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NY Giants Officially Eliminated From Next Year’s Playoffs—Fans Brace for More Misery

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Michael "Thunder" Phillips
Nov 29, 2024
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A humorous and exaggerated cartoon-style image depicting a New York Giants football player sadly sitting on a bench with a large 'ELIMINATED' banner hanging over their locker. In the background, a football field shows tumbleweeds rolling by, emphasizing their elimination from not just this year's playoffs but also next year's. A sarcastic-looking Dallas Cowboys mascot smirks nearby, holding a Thanksgiving turkey leg. The atmosphere is lighthearted and satirical, perfect for a comical sports article.

In an unprecedented move, the NFL announced late Thursday night that the New York Giants have been officially eliminated from the 2025 playoffs—a full year before the season even begins. This announcement followed the Giants’ Thanksgiving Day loss to the Dallas Cowboys, a game so painful to watch that fans across the country collectively decided to star…

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