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MLB Hits a Home Run with Yankees vs. Indians ALDS on Indigenous People's Day (Satire)
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MLB Hits a Home Run with Yankees vs. Indians ALDS on Indigenous People's Day (Satire)

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Oct 13, 2024
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Aaron Judge of the New York Yankees playfully tackling the Cleveland Indians' mascot on a baseball field. Judge, a tall and powerful figure, is smiling as he wraps his arms around the mascot, who is in a colorful, exaggerated costume. The scene is lighthearted, with both figures having fun on the grassy field under a bright, sunny sky. The stadium in the background is filled with cheering fans enjoying the humorous moment.

In an extraordinary feat of marketing genius, the MLB managed to do the impossible: celebrate Indigenous People's Day by kicking off the American League Championship Series between the New York Yankees and the Cleveland Indians—two teams so steeped in cultural sensitivity it might just bring a tear to your eye.

"We couldn’t have planned it better ourselv…

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