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Jill Stein Is Back, and This Time She’s Brought a Green Monster: Introducing Steinware!

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Michael "Thunder" Phillips
Oct 20, 2024
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A humorous and whimsical scene featuring Jill Stein and Butch Ware as a two-headed green monster, dubbed 'Steinware.' They are standing on a stage in front of a lively crowd, with one head passionately talking about the environment and the other holding a solar panel and a bunch of kale. The background includes trees, solar panels, and eco-friendly banners that say 'The Future is Compostable' and 'Vote Steinware 2024.' The crowd is full of enthusiastic supporters waving flags made of recycled materials. The scene is playful and lighthearted, celebrating eco-friendliness with a touch of fantasy.

Just when you thought American politics couldn’t get more surreal, Jill Stein is back, like an environmental superhero rising from the recycling bin of presidential history. And this time, she’s not running alone. No, Jill Stein has teamed up with her running mate, Butch Ware, to form the two-headed green monster of politics: Steinware. Together, they’r…

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