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How to Outweird and Outlast a Bully: A Neurodivergent Masterclass in Confusion and Chaos

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Michael "Thunder" Phillips
Jan 18, 2025
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A humorous and colorful cartoon illustration of a confident neurodivergent individual represented as a quirky, anthropomorphic bear with glasses, surrounded by playful symbols like puzzle pieces and lightbulbs. A neurotypical bully, depicted as an ordinary human character, is cautiously poking the bear with a stick while looking confused and slightly intimidated. The bear looks amused and unfazed, exuding a sense of cleverness and mischief. The background is whimsical and abstract, emphasizing a fun and lighthearted tone.

Picture this: a neurotypical bully decides to poke the bear—or, in this case, the beautifully eccentric peacock that is you. Instead of shrinking under their judgment, why not flip the script? You’ve got a secret arsenal of neurodivergent brilliance and creative chaos that can leave even the most obnoxious normie utterly flummoxed.

Here’s a guide to unle…

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