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How to Lure, Trap, and Relocate a Covert Narcissist: A Definitive Guide for the Brave and Slightly Reckless

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Michael "Thunder" Phillips
Dec 08, 2024
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A humorous cartoon-style illustration of a covert narcissist trap setup. The scene shows a trap made from a net suspended above a sign that reads 'Validation This Way,' with arrows pointing to a spotlight on a stage. The stage is surrounded by mirrors and motivational posters with phrases like 'Quiet Genius' and 'Is It About You?' A cartoon covert narcissist, depicted as a stylish figure with a subtle smirk, is cautiously stepping toward the trap while looking into one of the mirrors. The setting is a whimsical environment with bright, exaggerated features, capturing the satire of the article.

Ah, the elusive covert narcissist—a rare and fascinating creature of modern society. Known for their ability to simultaneously radiate self-deprecation while crafting an aura of quiet superiority, they’re the stealth bombers of the narcissistic world. If you’ve ever wanted to catch one (for science, of course), here’s your foolproof guide to baiting, tr…

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