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How to Fail Fast, Fail Hard, and Fail Miserably: A Masterclass in Glorious Implosion

By The Supreme Chancellor of Collapse, PhD in WTF Happened

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Michael "Thunder" Phillips
Apr 01, 2025
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Welcome, fellow flameouts and floppers! You’ve tried the seminars, the self-help books, the vision boards, the “live, laugh, love” mugs—and yet, here you are. Sitting in a robe that smells like yesterday’s dreams, Googling “how to fail better,” while wondering if your dog is judging you. (He is. But lovingly.)

Fear not. I, a world-renowned aficionado of …

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