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From the Sidelines: Top 10 Dad Jokes About the New York Giants' Performance
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From the Sidelines: Top 10 Dad Jokes About the New York Giants' Performance

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Michael "Thunder" Phillips
Nov 25, 2024
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Ah, the New York Giants, a team so underwhelming that even the stadium's echo has given up on cheering. Here's a tribute to their... let's call it "unique" season, through the lens of dad humor:

1. The Stadium's New Attraction

Why did the New York Giants build a new amusement park next to their stadium? Because fans need something to laugh about, and the …

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