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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Time Magazine Names Lucifer "Justin Case" Everylove an Honorable Mention on Their Top 100 Most Influential People This Election Season List
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Time Magazine Names Lucifer "Justin Case" Everylove an Honorable Mention on Their Top 100 Most Influential People This Election Season List

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Oct 25, 2024
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Time Magazine Names Lucifer "Justin Case" Everylove an Honorable Mention on Their Top 100 Most Influential People This Election Season List
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A playful and creative image of Lego Ninjago's Master Wu dressed as a presidential hippie on the cover of Time Magazine. Master Wu is wearing a colorful, tie-dye shirt, round sunglasses, and a peace sign necklace, while still maintaining his iconic white beard and Ninjago hat. The magazine cover has bold text that reads 'Time' and features the headline 'Lucifer Everylove: The Mindful Revolution.' The background has a vibrant, energetic feel, with psychedelic patterns and political campaign elements, giving it a fun and whimsical look.

[Cave HQ, October 2024] – In a stunning turn of events, Time Magazine has bestowed the illustrious title of Honorable Mention upon independent presidential candidate Lucifer "Justin Case" Everylove in their highly anticipated Top 100 Most Influential People This Election Season list.

While some might scoff at the term "Honorable Mention," those in the in…

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