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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Presidential Candidate Lucifer Everylove Announces New Campaign Slogan: “WORK FROM HOME CONGRESS”
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Presidential Candidate Lucifer Everylove Announces New Campaign Slogan: “WORK FROM HOME CONGRESS”

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Nov 05, 2024
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Presidential Candidate Lucifer Everylove Announces New Campaign Slogan: “WORK FROM HOME CONGRESS”
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A humorous illustration of Lucifer Everylove, resembling Iggy Pop but looking more like a quirky presidential candidate, standing confidently at a podium on the south steps of the Utah State Capitol. He is wearing a red, white, and blue suit jacket with 'Work From Home Congress' printed in bold letters. The scene is lively, with banners reading 'Justin Case 2024' and 'Make America Rave Again!' Reporters and onlookers, some looking amused and others puzzled, hold microphones and notepads. The backdrop features the iconic Utah State Capitol building, decorated with last-minute campaign signs.

November 5, 2024 - Campaign’s Closing Argument and Website Finally Revealed on Election Day

Salt Lake City, UT – In an Election Day twist that no one saw coming—least of all his campaign team—Lucifer “Justin Case” Everylove, the fiercely independent and wildly unconventional presidential candidate, unveiled his new campaign slogan: “Work From Home Congre…

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