FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Lucifer “Justin Case” Everylove Appoints Political Party Animals Publication as His Press Secretary-in-Chief

Oct 21, 2024

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A satirical and playful image for a press release, featuring Lucifer as a devilish figure with a mullet and beard, wearing a colorful suit. He is standing at a podium labeled 'Political Party Animals' with a chaotic, fun backdrop. In the background, party animals like dogs, cats, and goats in costumes are dancing, throwing confetti, and holding signs that say 'Vote for Lucifer' and 'Fries and Flames 2024.' The whole scene has a lighthearted, party-like atmosphere with bright colors and a humorous tone.

Hell and Washington, D.C. – In a bold and frankly unprecedented move, independent presidential candidate Lucifer “Justin Case” Everylove has announced that he’s ditching traditional politics and the entire establishment by naming Political Party Animals, the irreverent and slightly unhinged publication, as his official Press Secretary-in-Chief.

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