Donald Trump Solves McDonald's Ice Cream Machine Crisis on French Fry Service Tour
Philadelphia, PA — In what might be his most unexpected political victory yet, former President Donald Trump has reportedly solved a problem that has plagued America for decades: the persistent malfunctioning of McDonald’s ice cream machines.
On a campaign stop in Pennsylvania, Trump decided to visit a local McDonald's, not for a Big Mac, but to serve fr…
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