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Dear Dad, Why Do People Get So Angry About Presidential Election Results?
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Dear Dad, Why Do People Get So Angry About Presidential Election Results?

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Michael "Thunder" Phillips
Nov 07, 2024
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A humorous illustration of an angry patriot, dressed in red, white, and blue attire, losing their mind in a comically exaggerated way. The character is wearing a patriotic hat, waving tiny American flags, and yelling with a wildly exaggerated expression. Their eyes are wide, fists clenched, and there are cartoonish 'steam' clouds coming out of their ears. The background shows confetti, streamers, and patriotic decorations, adding a silly and lighthearted vibe to the image.

Dear Son,

Ah, Election Season. Like Groundhog Day but with more lawn signs and half the civility.

People’s anger over election results is, you could say, a fine American tradition. But unlike cheering for sports teams or debating best barbecue styles, election anger feels much more... spicy. So, let’s break it down, shall we?

1. The Team Spirit (Or Lack Th…

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