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Alex Jones Begs Trump to Hire Him as Press Secretary, Cites Expertise in "Alternative Facts" and “Explosive” News Delivery
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Alex Jones Begs Trump to Hire Him as Press Secretary, Cites Expertise in "Alternative Facts" and “Explosive” News Delivery

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Nov 14, 2024
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The Onion acquires Alex Jones' Infowars

Washington D.C.—November 2024

In a scene reportedly filled with shouting, patriotic tears, and uncomfortably intense eye contact, Alex Jones recently staged an all-out plea to secure a job as press secretary for Donald Trump’s anticipated second term. According to sources close to Jones, he has already sent multiple resume scrolls (he prefers a parchment…

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