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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Minister Walk Into a Bar... and Family Court Walks Out
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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Minister Walk Into a Bar... and Family Court Walks Out

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Michael "Thunder" Phillips
Jan 25, 2025
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A humorous and satirical illustration of a lively bar scene where a priest, a rabbi, and a minister are sitting at one table looking bewildered, while a corrupt judge in a golden robe, a slick lawyer with a briefcase, and a smug custody evaluator lounge in another corner, laughing and tossing money in the air. Nearby, a politician is giving a speech on a tiny stage, a lobbyist is counting stacks of cash, and an activist is holding a protest sign that says 'Justice for Sale.' The bartender is portrayed as a calculating accountant, jotting down figures in a ledger while serving expensive cocktails. The atmosphere is comedic and exaggerated, with a mix of humor and absurdity to reflect the satire.

It started like any classic joke: a priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. They were hoping for a quiet drink, maybe some philosophical banter. Instead, they stumbled upon a reunion of the shadiest professions imaginable. In one corner sat a corrupt judge, a greasy attorney, and a custody evaluator who looked suspiciously well-fed. At the bar …

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