10 Hilarious Dad Jokes About Voting

Nov 03, 2024

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A humorous illustration of a group of people voting in a lively and chaotic polling station. Some people are wearing exaggerated 'Vote' hats, a person is struggling to fold a giant ballot, and another voter is confused, accidentally trying to vote in a snack vending machine. The scene is full of playful details and lighthearted energy.

Voting is an essential part of democracy, and while it's a serious topic, that doesn’t mean we can't have a little fun with it! Here are ten dad jokes that will make you chuckle (or groan) as you think about casting your ballot.

1. The Early Bird

Why do voters love to wake up early?
Because the early bird gets the best ballot!

2. Candidate Choice

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